gaydicks420:

last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why did you do this.

(via strangeparkings)

punacceptable:

I’m saying “excuse me” but I mean “why the fuck are u and ur friends fucking standing in the middle of the hallway blocking everyone what the fuck u fucker”

(via somespookyshit)

secretlymisha:

Misha and Osric, E4K9

(via somespookyshit)

jointheeggvolution:

wynesthesia:

ashleeta:

thelingerieaddict:

I cannot believe Curvy Kate’s audacity to outright steal the work of a high school student for some insipid marketing message.

Shame on you, Curvy Kate. Shame on you.

Via: The Curvy Kate Facebook Page

Original image via: Rosea Posey

SIGNAL BOOST RIP THEM A NEW ONE TUMBLR!

IT’S NOT EVEN A THING YOU SHOULD MARKET

NOT ONLY DID YOU STEAL THE GIRL’S WORK

YOU FUCKING HAD NO IDEA WHAT SHE WAS TRYING TO SAY

FUCK

FUCK YOU

goddamn

THEY COMPLETELY RUINED HER MESSAGE AND TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK I’M SO FUCKING MAD

(via littlespookycaboose)

scarredsmilingface:

pesthouse:

fichty:

chekov-in-a-dress:

titofromalaska:

sempiternalseas0n:

slayerism:

This is so important

THIS

Their son/daughter kills him/herself “I didn’t know he/she was having serious problems”

"Why would you try to kill yourself?" "Why do you do this to us?" "Do you think you are the only one with emotions and problems?" "Why don’t you talk to us??"

Wow

This is so fucking accurate.

*Abusive parents
*Judgemental assholes

(Source: nologicfound, via somespookyshit)

iconictroylerfangirl:

mandolinsivan:

iwouldzapdat:

thinferior:

alexgagkarth:

imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to concerts

imagine having a boyfriend that takes you to his concerts

imagine having a boyfriend

imagine having a cute girlfriend tho

A cute girlfriend that loves to go to concerts with you

(Source: sanescars, via tillyismyqueen)

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

shutthefuckupcas:

My dad accidentally threw a cheese grater at me so I left the room and he yelled “come back here you ungrateful child” while laughing hysterically

Update my mom just told me that if I had even a ‘shred’ of decency I would go back in there

Update #2: my dad apologized and told me he had only done it for ‘the grater good’

(via beautifulbrienne)

clanked:

yeah a boyfriend sounds nice but a supreme enemy you can make out with sometimes in secret sounds a lot more hardcore

(via spoopybuttplug)

ohtentoo:

best friends who slowly fall in love with each other is what otps are made of

(Source: fuckingmulder, via sassmastersven)

ignoranceismyonlyfriend:

Anybody else really miss Taylex?

(via ifyouhadabadtime)

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

image

(Source: whimmy-bam, via strangeparkings)

clhampir:

I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET

DON’T CALL ME THAT

I AM EVIL

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

FEAR ME

(Source: mgrheenes, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

sourcedumal:

mysharona1987:

This about sums it up.

This just goes to show that misogyny is real. So real.

(via littlespookycaboose)

genderbells:

i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went

"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"

(Source: degenderate, via asyourshadowfalls)