septembriseur:

No headline will ever bring me as much joy as this.

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hugablebear09:

distraction:

zzbbtt:

i dont think i’ll ever stop reblogging this shit

what the fuck

My favorite thing ever

Pure talent

Forever reblog

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singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

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nystic:

this is important please spread

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homohysteria:

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thelastblackman:

Medical Examiner In Zimmerman Trial Sues For $100M, Claims Prosecution Threw Case

In a bombshell allegation, Florida medical examiner Dr. Shiping Bao (pictured) claims that Florida state prosecutors were biased against Trayvon Martin and purposely threw the case, and he is suing the state for $100 million, reports WFTV.com.

According to Bao, the medical examiner, state attorney’s office, and Sanford Police Department all felt that Martin “got what he deserved.” Bao also claims that he received the strong, though subtle, message not to speak on certain things:

“He was in essence told to zip his lips. ‘Shut up. Don’t say those things,’” said Bao’s legal counsel, legendary Attorney Willie Gary.

Bao’s allegations come swiftly on the heels of him being fired from his position as associate medical examiner.

Volusia County released a letter on Tuesday, stating that Bao was fired last week. Spokesman Dave Byron declined to give a reason for Bao’s termination, citing “county standard personnel practices,” reports CBS News.

you go medical examiner Bao, you go!

SLOW CLAP FOR THIS HERO OF COLOR PUTTING HIS NECK ON THE LINE TO GET THIS DONE FOR OTHER CHILDREN AND PEOPLE OF COLOR.

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Feeling suicidal? Can’t talk on phones?

transbear:

horrorpeach:

crankyskirt:

IMAlive is a live online network that uses instant messaging to respond to people in crisis. People need a safe place to go during moments of crisis and intense emotional pain.

https://www.imalive.org/

Holy shit this is brilliant

AMAZING. BOOST IT.

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hartomyhelbig:

fall-out-phil:

danisnawtonfire:

fall-out-phil:

luvradishspirit:

catandbear-savetheworld:

fall-out-phil:

Okay, I’ll be honest here. We’ve all seen a tonne of posts promoting our very own AmazingPhil, as we want to give him the help we can to reach 2 million subscribers.

Now, he is actually getting really freaking close, with less than 50k to go.

(Before anyone says anything - of course, it’s not always about the number of people, it’s about the quality of the content - and Phil makes some extraordinary content that deserves more recognition imo)

Seeing as the Phandom (as well as other parts of the YouTube community) has helped Tyler Oakley gain 50k subs in something as little as 2 or 3 days, who says we can’t do the same with Phil?

Basically, this is kinda like a mating call for the rest of the YouTube community to help out the Phandom, even if you just reblog this one post - maybe we could get the Twitter part of the community to trend something like #Philto2Million - as he really deserves it.

Phil Lester is actually a ball of sunshine, he is so kind and caring, and his dedication to his videos is unbelievable. I think it’s safe to admit he comes off as a bit weird, but that’s why we love him. He teaches us to embrace out individuality, as well as so many other things.

If you want, you can add onto this post explaining your reasons for liking/subscribing to him, as there are so many other reasons that I love Phil Lester. 

So please, go subscribe to AmazingPhil - if you already have, spread the word by reblogging this, or you can repost this on any social media - do whatever, as long as it helps this wonderful guy reach his next biggest goal <3

GO GO GO

Come On People Lets Do This!!!

#phillyto2milly on twitter guys - we can do it!

YES! But why not #philto2mil

Either hashtag works! As long as we get either one of them trending and help Phil, that’s all that matters ♥️

GO SUBSCRIBE TO PHIL HE IS AMAZING (see what I did there? ok sorry)

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Feeling suicidal? Can’t talk on phones?

transbear:

horrorpeach:

crankyskirt:

IMAlive is a live online network that uses instant messaging to respond to people in crisis. People need a safe place to go during moments of crisis and intense emotional pain.

https://www.imalive.org/

Holy shit this is brilliant

AMAZING. BOOST IT.

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Robin Williams, we ain’t never had a friend like you.

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alabuio:

kathrynalexandre0406:

iraffiruse:

Nintendo Oui

I have been waiting for this for 84 years

It is…how you say a…metaphor

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If you struggle with self-care and see this, stop what you’re doing

rosecoveredtardis:

  • Have you eaten in the last 4ish hours?
  • Have you had something to drink today?
  • Can you have something, even if just milk or water or cup’o’noodles or toast with something yummy on it, if you haven’t, please? 
  • If you have any injuries, can you please take care of them for me
  • Also please take any meds if you should and haven’t, yet?

Whatever you have or haven’t done today just know you’re super strong and I am so proud of you

Okay you can go back to blogging now~ <3

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